come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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