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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4448 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.