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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6693 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.