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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4349 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.