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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4708 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 289 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.