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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8073 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.