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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2973 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | New Chunks Explored: | 537417 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.