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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5168 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7796 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 219 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.