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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5150 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 4139 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.