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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4522 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 260 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 2304 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.