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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9754 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
so, like, this server is lit af, fam. we got all the craziest shizz goin’ down, like, for real. our admin is, like, a wizard or somethin’, always pullin’ off these sick events and buildin’ the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
