Private vanilla minecraft server.
⭐ Free
⭐ Vanilla
⭐ Private (To enter you need to log in to discord: https://discord.gg/wWn94bRSZy)
⭐ Voice chat
⭐ Events?
⭐ In development…
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4514 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.
And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 51 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret dimension where you can ride pineapples, a pathway that leads beyond the way to insanity, and a fiery and icy adventure that will leave you breathless.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Takotori MC event where you can battle it out with chickens, a Myth Reunion that will blow your mind, and a Mirage 3D Anniversary Live that will make you question reality itself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Hololive Stage World Tour, where you can witness the most epic performances from your favorite virtual idols. Plus, we have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of Japanese Vtubers, each with their own unique powers and abilities. From Aogiri Highschool to VPI Cafe, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you befriend the mysterious Dot Live or challenge the mighty Hololive to a duel? The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and become a legend in the world of virtual reality! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of 2434 or stumble upon the legendary Idolm@ster vα-liv. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!
we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 220 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the possibilities of having a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting to be hatched.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just another day on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you see that bullet with your name on it, duck and cover!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so crazy that even the skeletons have started a boy band!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 317678 | Emeralds Found: | 185 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
BareVanilla Anarchy
Welcome to BareVanilla Anarchy, a true Minecraft Vanilla experience! Embrace the chaos with no rules except for one: no hacking allowed. Grief, raid, and form alliances as you explore a world where anything goes. Join us for an unfiltered survival experience!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
