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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4490 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8360 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!