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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2619 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 733653 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!
Johnny and Marty are twin brothers born and raised in a small town in Indiana. They have always had a passion for music and started playing together at a young age. They formed a band in high school and have been making music together ever since. Their sound is a blend of rock and folk influences, with heartfelt lyrics and catchy melodies. Johnny plays guitar and sings lead vocals, while Marty 
