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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1662 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!