Record Breaker Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, you know how you’re, like, a total legend but you don’t even know it? well, on this epic minecraft server, you can finally unleash your inner record-breaking beast!

imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! you break the record for the most diamonds mined in a single day. and you didn’t even break a sweat!

or how about this: you’re out exploring the vast world, when suddenly you stumble upon the rarest mob in existence. you defeat it with ease and BOOM! you’ve just set the record for the fastest mob kill ever recorded.

and don’t even get me started on the epic builds you’ll create. your creativity knows no bounds on this server. you’ll be setting records left and right for the most jaw-dropping builds ever seen in the minecraft universe.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and unleash your inner record-breaking legend! who knows what crazy records you’ll set next?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	183	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	458
Buildings Constructed:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3753
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Potions Brewed:	110	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4933	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3533	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	4490	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7129

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.