Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Gods Slained: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 191 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
Towns Built: 3 Zombie Dances: 4
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • StepSisDramaGoneWild

    StepSisDramaGoneWild
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, sibling rivalry, and more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Gods Slained: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Emeralds Found: 698
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SkyBlockAirways

    SkyBlockAirways
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ores Mined: 8671
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Farms Harvested: 262
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

    Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss
    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 New Chunks Explored: 505405
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

    Links

    Our Values

    We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

    We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Trust & respect We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
    Dedicated updates We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage 2TB NVME SSD
    Location US East Coast

    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

    BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

    But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

    So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ores Mined: 9747 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Star Shards Collected: 189

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

    Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    PramQueueSkipperAITAH
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

    So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Towns Built: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 138 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyCreeperCraziness

    CraftyCreeperCraziness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 New Chunks Explored: 556064
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4772 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

    NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

    NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

    imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 30

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Nightmare Toys Transform

    Nightmare Toys Transform
    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

    we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

    come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Gods Slained: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Misinfo MasterCraft

    Misinfo MasterCraft
    so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?

    oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

    also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

    so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 New Chunks Explored: 94025
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    Ella is a passionate and dynamic individual with a creative mind and a love for all things artistic. With a background in design and a keen eye for detail, she excels in bringing ideas to life through her work. Ella is dedicated to continuous learning and growth, always seeking out new challenges and opportunities to expand her skill set. When she’s not busy creating, you can find Ella exploring her local art scene, traveling to new destinations, or spending time in nature.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2795
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 484 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    Quality of Life (QoL) Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Economy Player-owned & operated economy for buying and selling items
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
    Informative Discord Channel Featuring Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and updates
    Custom Help Menu Resource available 24/7 for player assistance

    Website: http://www.chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

    We eagerly await the arrival of new players on our server and welcome individuals from all backgrounds. Feel free to join our server anytime as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the Charged Creeper server?

    To join the server, simply use the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or connect via Bedrock on port 25566.

    2. What kind of RPG elements are available on the server?

    The server offers Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters to enhance the mid-to-end game experience.

    3. How can I earn rewards through voting?

    By participating in the voting system, players receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata to beat up for additional rewards.

    4. Is there a player economy on the server?

    Yes, players can buy and sell items with each other in the player-owned & operated economy.

    5. Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    Absolutely! The server supports cross-platform play, allowing players on different Minecraft versions to play together.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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