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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Buildings Constructed: 26 Gods Slained: 1
Astral Projections Made: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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