Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
We’ve got more rallies than you can shake a stick at, with special appearances from Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox who will keep you updated on all the latest server news.
And don’t worry about those haters who say Trump hasn’t done anything – we’ve got archived links to prove them wrong! Plus, we’ve got exclusive videos of Trump declaring “WE WILL WIN” and making America great again, again.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the greatness that is President Trump. Build the best structures, make the best deals, and show the world that you’re a true patriot. Make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited riches and power in the land.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamonds along the way. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – especially when LLMs are involved!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot. That’s just a taste of what you can experience on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like Femlala Foot ERP (whatever that is), Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures, and Fall Guys competitions that will leave you laughing for days.
And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky club meetings to Tokusatsu watch parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our players are always up to some shenanigans, like the time Steve accidentally married two players at once and started a love triangle that ended in a messy divorce settlement. Or when Creeper blew up someone’s house because they didn’t invite him to their birthday party.
So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to have a good time, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack or not!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once built a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.
So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sleep schedule ruined)!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Ever wondered why magical girls are always swapping mana like it’s nobody’s business? Well, on our server, it’s because the magical girl union requires them to do so in order to keep their powers in check. Plus, who doesn’t love a good mana swap with your bestie while fighting off evil mobs?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground magical girl fight club where you can test your skills against other players in epic battles of glitter and rainbows. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a magical girl summon a giant unicorn to trample her opponents.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magical madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for the evil sorceresses trying to steal your powers – they’re a real buzzkill.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and you can ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens, clucking your way to victory!
And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Who needs diamond armor when you have sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken game mechanics). Who knows, you might just go all the way…to the loony bin!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, secret quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and don’t forget about our weekly llama rodeos where you can win a pet rainbow sheep!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of TNT, where you can watch fireworks every night and witness the majestic explosions that light up the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Our project has a system of bonus points that can only be obtained by playing on the project, as well as by participating in activities and events! You can use them to buy gaming devices, chairs, and the like. High-quality hosting and well-thought-out economics will help you enjoy a comfortable game. Come in and have an unforgettable experience!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
