Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server and experience the most epic anime battles you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you and your friends riding on magical unicorns, fighting off evil mobs with giant swords while screaming out your special attack names. It’s like living in your favorite anime series, but with better graphics!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored dragons to talking cats with top hats, you never know what kind of magical adventure awaits you around every corner.
So why settle for boring old Minecraft servers when you can join us and experience the anime world of your dreams? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1271 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. These funky little guys love to bust a move and drop rare loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those scary trees…they’re always watching. 😉🌲🐔🕺💎
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 53 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and you can spend hours dressing up in lingerie, gooning to sexy bimbos, and even dream of worshipping their strap-ons! And if that’s not enough, you can even suck cock with them!
Don’t miss out on the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6529 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.
But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.
So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?
So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 154 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!
There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!
There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!
3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?
4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?
Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
