Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Farms Harvested: 725
Love Letters Sent: 16 Buildings Constructed: 23
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 51
Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • UkrainianHackerzRusBust

    UkrainianHackerzRusBust
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Dimension Hops: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

    Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

    And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

    ExBFFs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoobsNeedLoveToo

    NoobsNeedLoveToo
    Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

    Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

    So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

    HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Zombie Dances: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

    Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server
    LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

    The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party
    Server Name Survival SMP with Kingdoms
    Mods Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
    Staff Friendly staff
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
    Are there any specific kingdom rules? Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
    Can I suggest new mods for the server? Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Mine It Back Minecraft Server

    Mine It Back Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

    But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

    Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

    So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

    Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

    Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

    Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Towns Built: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

    Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 440802 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

    PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the pandemic never happened because we live in a parallel universe where zombies are the only threat! That’s right, no masks, no social distancing, just pure unadulterated chaos as we fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build our dream bases. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. So if you’re tired of the same old boring survival servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magic Items Found: 6240

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PixelPensionPitfalls

    PixelPensionPitfalls
    Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

    Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

    So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Dragon Eggs Found: 9863
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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