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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8520 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 871 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!