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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5512 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!