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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7041 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!