Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

    Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

    Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

    Age 2+ years
    Events Events and polls
    Whitelist Whitelist + Application
    Community Active community and staff
    Features In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    Lore Lore
    Java Version Java v1.19.3
    Custom Custom origins and beliefs

    Join us on Discord for more info!

    FAQs

    1. How do I apply for whitelist?

    To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

    2. What kind of events are held on the server?

    We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

    3. Can I use mods on the server?

    We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

    4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

    Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Ores Mined: 4717 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Arab Boys Minecraft Server

    Arab Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mines Excavated: 1625
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Towns Built: 3 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

    Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

    – We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

    – Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

    – Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Players Killed by Monsters: 3616
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Runes Activated: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

    StepdadWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

    Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

    So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 80 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9408 Demon Skulls Collected: 44

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

    WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Skillz4Blocks

    Skillz4Blocks
    Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

    Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

    DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition
    so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 872

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Train Escape Fun Land

    Train Escape Fun Land
    yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

    imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

    so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Tipsy Pixel Party

    Tipsy Pixel Party
    so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

    oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

    so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 363 Emeralds Found: 8856
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

    Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Dimension Hops: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • “Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

    Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

    So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4752

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

    SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

    Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

    But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

    Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Villages Defended: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

    EvacuateMiltonMC SMP
    Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

    Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

    Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 23507 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HateHypeFoodCraft

    HateHypeFoodCraft
    Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mines Excavated: 4150
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Gods Slained: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HackersRUs Minecraft Server

    HackersRUs Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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