Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Gods Slained: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TongueBrusherCraft

    TongueBrusherCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.

    But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation

    UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation
    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has DRONES? well guess what, our server has DRONES. netherlands be like “yo ukraine, here’s 400 million for some sick drone action” and we were like “let’s bring that drone action to minecraft, baby!” join our server for the most epic drone battles you’ve ever seen. fly high, shoot lasers, and dominate the skies. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the drone revolution!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Sky Boat Adventures

    Sky Boat Adventures
    Yo, ever wanted to see boats flying in the sky like they’re planes and planes sinking in the ocean like they’re boats? well, you’re in luck cuz on our server that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • 2 More Days Minecraft Server

    2 More Days Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all by yourself? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on this epic Minecraft server, you can team up with Jesus himself to conquer the pixelated world!

    Join us on this server and witness miracles happening left and right as Jesus turns water into lava and walks on air blocks like a boss. Need some bread to survive? No worries, Jesus will just multiply some loaves and fishes for you.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil mobs alongside Moses and Noah. Imagine riding on a boat with Noah while he saves all the animals from a flood of creepers – talk about a wild ride!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get holy together! Just remember, when in doubt, WWJD (What Would Jesus Dig)!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Space Stars Minecraft SMP

    Space Stars Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.

    Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.

    But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyIncomeHideout

    CraftyIncomeHideout
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where we don’t ask about your income or judge you based on your job title!

    Join us and leave all the awkward conversations behind. No need to worry about revealing your salary or feeling judged for your career choice. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs nosy dinner guests when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your new Minecraft friends?

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1431
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyAccidents

    CraftyAccidents
    Have you ever accidentally created a diamond sword while trying to craft a simple pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected creations and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted golden carrots. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons grooving to the beat of a jukebox.

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to stumble upon the legendary “Cake Island,” where the ground is made of frosting and the trees are made of chocolate. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden cherry on top, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical cake fairy.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and accidental inventions await you!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyCreeperWar2022

    CraftyCreeperWar2022
    join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like tehran’s missile attack on israel but with more explosions and less political consequences. we have iranian players who fear war is coming but don’t worry, we provide virtual bomb shelters in the form of diamond armor. come build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and griefers alike. plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plots world domination. so come join us before the real war starts and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Potions Brewed: 183 Farms Harvested: 196

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

    Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

    Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Behind You Minecraft SMP

    Behind You Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks around every corner! Join us if you dare, but beware of the creepers that have been known to throw surprise parties behind unsuspecting players.

    Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a notorious group of pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you jump out of your seat. One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens descended from the sky and started pelting them with eggs. It was clucking madness!

    But fear not, for our community is filled with laughter and camaraderie. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, from giant toilets to floating castles made entirely out of cake. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search far and wide for hidden loot that is guarded by evil rabbits with a taste for mischief.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Just remember to always keep an eye out behind you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PuppyPanicCraft

    PuppyPanicCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?

    Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?

    So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyHacksMC

    CraftyHacksMC
    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and you’ll discover the ultimate life hack that will have your friends shaking in their diamond boots.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.

    But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor. Because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BlockCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the whole block universe? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join our server ASAP!

    First off, we got pigs that can fly, like for real! These pigs got wings and they be zooming around the server like they own the place. And don’t even get me started on our diamond armor-wearing chickens that lay golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right, GOLDEN EGGS!

    But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers with laser eyes. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magic sword that can shoot fireballs. It’s like a freakin’ fantasy movie up in here!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RafaleRumbleCraft

    RafaleRumbleCraft
    lol this server is like the indian air force but in minecraft!! we use rafale jets to shoot down chinese spy balloons!! join us for epic battles in the sky and show off your flying skills like a pro pilot!! we promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even become a top gun in no time!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s take down those sneaky spies together!!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NotGayMinecraftServer

    NotGayMinecraftServer
    Tired of your girlfriend accusing you of being gay just because you haven’t kissed any guys? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you’re all about building and crafting, not smooching dudes! With our epic virtual world, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring hidden caves to worry about silly accusations. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and prove once and for all that you’re straight as an arrow… in Minecraft, at least!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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