Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Crops Grown: 2521
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SisWedding40thBdayVenueMine

    SisWedding40thBdayVenueMine
    🎉🎈Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time like no other! 🎈🎉

    🍰👰‍♀️Imagine this: You’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wedding procession marches through your land! Yes, that’s right, we host surprise weddings on our server! Who knows, you might even catch the bouquet and find your in-game soulmate!👰‍♀️🍰

    🎂🥳And speaking of birthdays, we throw the most epic birthday bashes in all of Minecraft! Picture this: a giant cake made of diamonds, a fireworks display that lights up the night sky, and a special appearance by Notch himself! Don’t miss out on the celebration of a lifetime!🥳🎂

    🎊💍But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with rare loot and enchanted items. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in the land? Join now and start your quest for glory!💍🎊

    🎮So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unforgettable adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the fun – your epic journey starts now!🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Animals Bred: 158 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • LoneSleepGamer – Minecraft SMP

    LoneSleepGamer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of sharing a bed with your noisy pet pig in Minecraft? Join our SMP where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any snoring animals hogging the covers! Our server is so peaceful, you’ll drift off into dreamland faster than you can say “creepers are my alarm clock.” Plus, rumor has it that sleeping alone in our SMP gives you superpowers like the ability to fly in your dreams and summon a herd of sheep to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join us and sleep like a Minecraft king (or queen) tonight!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Runes Activated: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ReplayCraft2021

    ReplayCraft2021
    Forget about all those other games, because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, bacon! So if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, then come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    haha dis server be like a war zone but wit blocks and creepers instead of missiles and soldiers. join us if u wanna be part of da action and help us take down dem pesky North Korean officers who keep tryna steal our diamonds. we got drones flyin around and arms stockpiles everywhere, it’s like a virtual battlefield but way more fun cuz u can respawn. come join da chaos and be a hero in dis crazy world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 4074

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RussianTeachRageQuitCraft

    RussianTeachRageQuitCraft
    So, like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold blocks like confetti at a party! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off for the ultimate treasure chest full of enchanted weapons and armor!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

    So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 80 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Arctic Cruise Chaos Server

    Arctic Cruise Chaos Server
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your igloo in the Arctic, trying to enjoy the peace and quiet, when suddenly BAM! A cruise ship rolls up blasting Justin Bieber at full volume. Like, what the heck, right?

    Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.

    Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 90 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s fervent beats? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the rainbow destined to burn in version 5.1! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more hype than a character teaser for Xilonen!

    We’ve got daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than pulling a 5-star character banner, redeemable codes with primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot, and useful links that will blow your mind more than a peak patrol song on a sword banner!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Xilonen forging a new name! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9575 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Flat Earth Minecraft SMP Opinions

    Flat Earth Minecraft SMP Opinions
    Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we debate the true shape of the Earth while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

    Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Magic Items Found: 5133
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HyphenCraft

    HyphenCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

    Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

    So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • RedditUserMC SMP

    RedditUserMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and shenanigans? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.

    So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • FutureCraft2025

    FutureCraft2025
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to predict the future with 100% accuracy! Our crystal ball plugin will give you insights into what will happen next in the game, from finding diamonds to encountering creepers. Who needs a fortune teller when you have our server?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!

    So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyKyivPrisoner

    CraftyKyivPrisoner
    come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ores Mined: 9544
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

    Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril
    yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Potions Brewed: 199
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Corsair

    Corsair

    Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

    Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

    Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

    Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

    Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

    Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

    IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4015 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3655
    Animals Bred: 149 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

    ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server
    I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

    Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 938
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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