Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 23
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7051

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • HyphenCraft

    HyphenCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

    Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

    So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RedditUserMC SMP

    RedditUserMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and shenanigans? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.

    So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • FutureCraft2025

    FutureCraft2025
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to predict the future with 100% accuracy! Our crystal ball plugin will give you insights into what will happen next in the game, from finding diamonds to encountering creepers. Who needs a fortune teller when you have our server?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!

    So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyKyivPrisoner

    CraftyKyivPrisoner
    come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

    Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril
    yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Corsair

    Corsair

    Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

    Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

    Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

    Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

    Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

    Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

    IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Crops Grown: 1581
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

    ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server
    I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

    Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Towns Built: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

    Wagie Highway Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

    So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

    GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

    So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC

    SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your annoying siblings? Look no further than our server! We promise no emotional punching bags allowed, unless you count the creepers. Join us and leave your sister drama behind, because here, the only thing running away is the Ender Dragon after you defeat it! Plus, our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would want to join. So come on, leave the family drama at home and join us for some blocky fun! #SiblingFreeZone #MinecraftMadness #HerobrineApproved

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Emeralds Found: 1810

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • LastWordsMinecraftSMP

    LastWordsMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is known for its mysterious and spooky happenings, including ghosts haunting players and whispering cryptic messages. Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the last words of your loved ones echoing through the pixelated trees. Will you dare to uncover the secrets of our server and communicate with the other side? Join now and embark on a supernatural adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Animals Bred: 146 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockyBedBuddies

    BlockyBedBuddies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprises are finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real surprise comes after you and your partner finally do the deed!

    Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 409 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • GraveyardGoneWild Minecraft Server

    GraveyardGoneWild Minecraft Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, even Russia is running out of cemeteries because all the players keep respawning like crazy! Join us and you’ll be dodging creepers like a boss, building epic castles, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, our diamond loot drops are so OP, you’ll feel like a Minecraft god. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those skeletons who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Crops Grown: 4606 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Chimeras Created: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • AppleBlockCraft

    AppleBlockCraft
    So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.

    But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.

    But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.

    So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 132 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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