Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

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Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1997	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2298	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

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join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Murderer’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to set foot in it. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who once killed TWO people in-game. That’s right, TWO! And we’re not talking about just any players, we’re talking about seasoned Minecraft veterans who thought they could outsmart him. But nope, he showed them who’s boss with his epic PvP skills. So if you want to test your mettle against a real Minecraft assassin, join our server today! Just be sure to watch your back… and your front… and your sides. Actually, just watch everything. You never know when he might strike next!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchantments Applied:	265
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take RPGs to a whole new level! We’re talking about games like Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines. But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Clockwork Revolution” where you can literally turn back time and “Banquet for Fools” where you can feast with the craziest characters.

Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crops Grown:	3495	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SalesPersonSass

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life awkward encounters? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to avoid those pesky people trying to talk to you while you’re just trying to shop for veggies and dip. No more dealing with strangers trying to make small talk – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special in-game seal pet to give those awkward encounters the side-eye they deserve. Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GhostlyInteractions – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being ghosted in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, ghosting is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! That’s right, we have a whole ghost town where players can disappear without a trace, leaving everyone scratching their heads and wondering where they went. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with more spooky vibes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of ghosting your friends and foes alike. Who needs to communicate when you can just vanish into thin air? Plus, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of players past like to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. It’s a ghostly good time for all!

So if you’re looking for a server where ghosting is not only accepted, but celebrated, then look no further. Join us and embrace the ghostly side of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ShortyCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop laughs and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Shorty McShortshort, the shortest man in all of Minecraftia. Legend has it that he once defeated a giant Creeper by tickling its toes with a feather! And if you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet Shorty and learn his secret tickling technique.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Will you be the next Chicken Jousting champion and win the coveted Golden Egg trophy?

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see just how short is too short in a man!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SovereignCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u kno how u always wanna play minecraft but u dont kno where to go? well, come join our server cuz we got da craziest shiz ever!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and dance to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with ur homies and sip on some virtual lemonade?

plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt.

so come join us and reclaim ur sovereignty from the evil forces of boredom! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MirageCraft2025

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. we got so many mirage 2000 jets flying around, you’ll think you’re in a war zone. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, ya know?

imagine flying through the skies on a jet, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft.

plus, we got this crazy story where France is like, “here, Ukraine, take these jets as a gift.” and Ukraine is all like, “thanks, bro, now we can dominate the skies in Minecraft.”

so, if you wanna experience the thrill of flying fighter jets in a blocky world, come join us on this server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Dominion: Where dragons steal your loot and creepers steal your heart! Now with even more custom items!

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Welcome to The Dominion

IP: play.thedominion.us

Alternate IP: thedominion.us

🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)! 🏰

Features	Description
⚔️ DUNGEONS	Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!
🌍 WORLDS	Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!
🛠️ CUSTOMIZATION	Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.
👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN	Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.
🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION	Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.

⚔️ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links

Discord

Map

Rules

Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules.
Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Age Gap Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling ancient in your own country? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and craft your way to eternal youthfulness. Who needs maturity when you can have endless fun and shenanigans on our server? So come on, join us and leave your wrinkles and responsibilities behind!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

> Blurry Taskbar Icons Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tasks and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the taskbar icons are blurry! Why, you ask? Because our server is so intense that your computer can’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	6687
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MotoStop Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of motorcycle road rage in a safe and blocky environment? Look no further! Join our server and reenact the epic brake checking showdown that happened at a stoplight in Oregon.

Imagine the adrenaline rush as you stare down your opponents, mouth insults through your pixelated side view mirror, and engage in slow-motion acceleration battles. And don’t worry, our intersection intersections are perfectly safe for all your brake checking needs.

So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate road rage showdowns in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone places a block in your path.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Spears Created:	12	Love Letters Sent:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1