Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 7668
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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