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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2283	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2969
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	7166

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Animals Bred:	110

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3620	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.