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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Magic Items Found:	1545	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4869	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	5680	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5481	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Star Shards Collected:	298	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	New Chunks Explored:	415749
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.