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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	234	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	5729
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Towns Built:	3
Star Shards Collected:	69	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	68	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	697
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	631	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1010	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Emeralds Found:	8064

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!