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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	26632	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magic Items Found:	1498	Villages Defended:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.