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Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dimension Hops: 15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Jailmc

    Jailmc

    Welcome to JailMC, the ultimate prison experience in Minecraft!

    Unique gameplay: Mine, trade, and rise through the ranks.Engage in strategy as you navigate the depths for resources.Master the economy through trading and investments.

    Climb the ranks, unlock privileges, and prestige for rewards.Explore a meticulously designed prison filled with secrets. Connect with inmates in a friendly and active community.

    Participate in events from mining challenges to building contests.Enjoy strict security and dedicated staff for a fair experience.

    Join JailMC and redefine your path from captivity to dominance!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 173
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • RelamsPVP Prison server

    RelamsPVP Prison server

    RealmsPVP is an old school minecraft prison server. We feature a unique ranking and game progression! We also have a mature and active community.

    Just some features: I am actively playing the server every day adding new things and updates daily! Each rank allows you to combine items obtainable in prior ranks to make something new!

    How to find us: Servers Discord – https://discord.gg/pTXbXwr Website – https://rpvp.enjin.com/ Server ip – 185.251.118.116

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MineOne Network

    MineOne Network

    MineOne Network is an italian network, that was born in 2015. Into the server, you can find different game types: – Vanilla – OpFactions – SkyPvP – SkyWars – MiniGames – SkyBlock – Creative – Prison and many more…

    What are you waiting for? Join us 😀

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Furry anarchy 18

    Furry anarchy 18

    A furry anarchy server that is epic and will make you want to keep returning for it’s engaging events, community, and gameplay. It’s not sussy like amongus but rather quite epic

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 169 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Rithill

    Rithill

    Rithill is a survival server based around having an improved survival experience. We strive to have a great community that is friendly and works together, we do not allow griefing and pvp can be turned on and off.

    If you are ever griefed, we will do everything we can to roll back and fix all damage caused.

    Rithill offers a variety of features to make survival more enjoyable.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PerfectNetwork

    PerfectNetwork

    Welcome to PerfectNetwork! We Are In Beta And We Are Playing On Have A Few Gamemodes Including Skyblock. We Have A Friendly Staff Team And The Server Is Up 24/7. We Hope To See You Here!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pomm

    Pomm

    Pursuit of Modded Mastery

    1.18.2 Kitchen Sink Modded PvP – Magic – Tech – Dungeons – Exploration

    Which Mod(s) will reign supreme?

    Create, Apotheosis, PSI, Mahou Tsukai, Industrial Foregoing, Cyclic, Enigmatic Legacy, and Botania are just a few of the awesome mods in the pack!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Wooden Spoon

    The Wooden Spoon

    New 1.20.1 map! Mature community with experienced staff and high server specs. Apply on site https://tws.gg TWS is a friendly English-speaking, diverse organised community. We have a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, co-op, collaborative, survival, Minecraft server. We use Discord as a medium for communication. We play on the latest possible version of Minecraft. The staff at TWS have years of experience. Having ran a very successful server 3-4 years ago we are back to run another.

    At TWS we are all here to have fun myself and the staff team are just ordinary people like everyone else, dont be afraid to talk or have some banter with us.

    AMD Ryzen 7 7700 8 Cores 16 threads 64GB DDR5 Ram 2x 1TB NVMe SSD

    Website: https://tws.gg Discord: discord.gg/gDDPTJP Dynmap: https://map.tws.gg

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Aeris

    Aeris

    A survival world with economy, claims and towns. A new server that is built for having fun with friends. Feel free to join our small server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MC.LynxCraft.FUN

    MC.LynxCraft.FUN

    Small Fun SMP, SkyBlock Server 1.8 to 1.16.5. In-Game ranks, spawners, shop, auction house, trading, Minions, Pets, LuckyBlocks and lots of other items. Don’t need to pay to play 100% free to play. Come claim land, build, explore and have lots of fun with other players, there is a troll running around so be careful he is annoying!! Check us out!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4889 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • TapMC

    TapMC

    This is a faction server, play with other players, get friends, maybe even play with the owner, we will do videos on this server later so get ready to be in, If you wanna see the rest come join! The verison is 1.15.2 Server IP: tapmcnetwork.aternos.me my new username is SkeppyDerpy And I am not the owner of this server the owner gave me permission to make this.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Mineventure

    Mineventure

    Survival server with customized map for an incredible experience, come and be part of our community, we have staff vacancies!

    SUPPORT FOR BEDROCK!

    JAVA IP: mineventure.com.br (1.8.x to 1.20.x)BEDROCK IP: mobile.mineventure.com.br – Port 10307 (from 1.19.40 to 1.20.x)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • RockyPvP

    RockyPvP

    We are new to the server family, we have worked very hard to bring new game modes to you such as sky-block,kitpvp,factions and sky wars, we are adding many more soon, see ya there!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Minefinity.net

    Minefinity.net

    Minefinity is a revolutionary Survival experience that focuses on bringing players together unlike ever before!

    We strive to provide a custom experience while maintaining the pure survival gameplay. Your build can not be griefed by anyone and you can fight other players for their items in PvP arena.

    Hope to see you soon!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 289
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Caribbean network

    Caribbean network

    CaribbeanCraft NetworkA Minecraft server where you can join and play with your friends, while you meet challenges and have fun every day. You can get unique things in our Survival SemiVanilla 1.16 modality where you can explore and dominate the world. We hope to have your presence and grow this project to which we have put so much love

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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