/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4548	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	268	Void Armor Forged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Votes:	3904	Animals Bred:	155
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Divine Spears Created:	19

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	102	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	New Chunks Explored:	795158
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Void Gems Collected:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9380	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6375	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Buildings Constructed:	47
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Towns Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Emeralds Found:	2431	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!