/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

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Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dimension Hops:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ISO SMP: Where we trade diamonds for friendship, and prank each other like pros!

24/7, Active players, Anti-Xray, Chest locking, Community, Creeper damage, Deathchest, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Enderman, friendship, home, iso, Item Frames, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugin, prank, Pros, Server, Shops, smp, Trade, Vanilla, Vein Miner

ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Features	Chest locking plugin with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Death chest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy Anti-xray protection Server on 24/7 No creeper block damage No enderman picking up blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server open to all age groups?	No, this server is for players aged 18 and above.
How can I protect my chests?	You can use the chest locking plugin with signs to secure your chests.
Can I make my items invisible?	Yes, you can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Are there player and mob heads available?	Yes, player and mob heads are available in the game.
Is there a way to recover items after death?	Yes, there is a death chest feature to retrieve items after death.
Can I use a vein-miner on this server?	Yes, vein-miner is a supported feature on the server.
Are there player homes and a custom economy system?	Yes, players can set homes and trade with a custom economy system on the server.
Is x-ray cheating prevented on this server?	Yes, there is anti-xray protection in place to prevent cheating.
What are the rules regarding creeper and enderman actions?	Creeper block damage and enderman picking up blocks are disabled on the server.
How can I join the server Discord?	You can join the server Discord through the provided link above.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Dinners Minecraft Server

comfort food, Crafty, cuisine, Culinary, culinary diversity, Cultural, dinner menu, dinner time, Dinners, DISHES, eating habits, family recipes, Food, Global, homemade, International, last meal, mealtime, Minecraft, Regional, Server, Supper, Traditions

Are you tired of eating the same boring food from your country every day? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special last meal of the day that will blow your mind! Imagine feasting on diamond-encrusted steak, enchanted golden apples, and creeper-shaped cookies. Your taste buds will thank you for joining our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade emeralds for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So why settle for boring meals in your country when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a culinary adventure like never before? Come hungry, leave with a full belly and a smile on your face!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Final Fantasy X Sucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you think Final Fantasy X sucks and you want to debate about it with fellow gamers who share your controversial opinion. We have a designated “FFX Sucks” chat channel where you can rant and rave to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” faction, led by the one and only Chicken King. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can summon an army of feathered warriors to protect his land from any intruders. Will you join the Chicken Army and fight for glory?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party room where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of diamonds as the entrance fee.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	874
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Potions Brewed:	125
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	274	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RideOrDie Minecraft Server

Boundaries, CDL driving school, college student, deadbeat dad, Detour, guilt tripped, Minecraft, Night shift, peer pressure, personal boundaries, PERSONAL LIFE, random man, refusal, refusing, reneging, ride home, RideOrDie, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversation, uncomfortable situation, WIBTA, worn thin

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from weird old guys begging for rides and guilt-tripping you into helping them! Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own transportation system and never have to deal with creepy passengers again.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can create your own driving school and teach others how to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft. No more late-night drives with strangers who make you uncomfortable – here, you’re in control of who you interact with.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and have fun without worrying about weirdos asking for favors. Plus, if you ever need a break from it all, just hop on a virtual plane and fly away to a new adventure. Trust us, it’s way more fun than giving rides to sketchy characters.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DadDramaCraft

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re cruising around in your brand new virtual car, showing off to all your friends on the server. But wait, here comes your dad, trying to steal your ride and leave you with the old clunker. Not on our watch! Stand up to your virtual dad and let him know who’s boss in this virtual world.

With a community full of supportive players and plenty of opportunities for fun, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the virtual drama unfold in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Animals Bred:	141	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NightOwlCraft SMP

adulting, After Hours, after work activities, ages 25-40, Entertainment, evening activities, Fun activities, generation X, hobbies, interests, late night, leisure, millennial, night life, night owl, night time fun, nightlife, NightOwlCraft, pastimes, Recreation, redditors, smp, socializing, young adults

Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have epic battles with creepers, build ridiculous structures, and prank each other with TNT traps! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget about your boring adult responsibilities. So come join us and let your inner child run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SuperInconvenientPowers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks and build stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous superpowers that will make you the envy of all your friends!

Imagine being able to shoot fireballs from your hands, but every time you do, your character’s hair catches on fire. Or how about the power to fly, but only backwards and upside down? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy superpowers, wacky characters, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden ability that will make you the ultimate Minecraft superhero! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner superpower!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TrumpCraftHackerz

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but u dont wanna get in trouble with the law? well, join our minecraft server and u can be a hacker without any consequences! we got three iranians who hacked into trump’s campaign and now they’re on our server teaching u how to hack like a pro. come join us for some epic hacks and crazy adventures! just dont tell the fbi, ok? lolz.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Astley’s Up Paradox Server

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so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is so lit dat if u ask Rick Astley for a copy of da movie Up, u create a PARADOX. like, whaaat? dat’s crazy, right? but wait, there’s more! on dis server, u can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigs dat wear top hats. yeah, u heard me right. and if u manage to find da secret diamond cave, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Sir Clucksalot. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dis madness? so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Jurassic Alberta Dig Site

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we unearthed a MASSIVE dinosaur skull in northern alberta!!! like, who even knew dinosaurs were still chillin up there, amirite?? come join us and help us dig up more dino bones and create a prehistoric paradise in minecraft! we got T-rexes, velociraptors, and even a brontosaurus that doubles as a water slide. trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. join now or miss out on the dino-mite fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Welcome to CelestialCraft: where creepers can’t be trusted & diamonds are like gold. Come join the fun in our cosmic survival world!

Adventure, Builder, carpets, CelestialCraft, challenge, Community, Cosmic, CREEPERS, Currency, diamonds, Economy, Engineer, Events, Fun, GOLD, Join, Land, Legends, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, Quests, Rankup, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, trusted, world

CelestialCraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features

Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is CelestialCraft?	CelestialCraft is a survival server designed for mature players.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through custom achievements, quests, and events.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is optional and off by default, but can be enabled for dueling with friends.
Can I create my own shop on CelestialCraft?	Yes, you can create and run your own shop or browse others for deals.
How do I protect my builds on the server?	Use the Grief Prevention system to claim land and customize claim settings.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	743	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

V-Tuber Racing – Minecraft Server

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But wait, there’s more! Tune in at 8 PM ET to catch all the action live on our stream. It’s going to be wild, trust us. And if you want to join in on the fun, just fill out our VGTC info form and get ready to race like never before.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane racing adventure. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft racing legend. See you on the track!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hurricane Helene’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Cleanup, coastal communities, coastal damage, coastal Dunedin, coastal houses, community support, Curb, damaged property, Destruction, disaster relief, emergency response, Furniture, Helenes, Hurricane, Hurricane Helene, Minecraft, natural disaster, post-hurricane, ReBuilding, rebuilding efforts, Recovery, recovery efforts, smp, storm surge

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to recover from the devastation of Post Hurricane Helene.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a sea of floating furniture, all washed up on the shore from the storm surge. But fear not, brave adventurer, for we are here to rebuild and revive this once beautiful coastal town of Dunedin.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find lost treasures buried beneath the wreckage, battle against the elements to rebuild our homes, and compete in ridiculous challenges to see who can come out on top as the ultimate survivor of Post Hurricane Helene.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane journey of recovery and chaos in our Minecraft SMP like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6282	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

StreamerFailCraft

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Have you ever seen a streamer accidentally set their entire Minecraft world on fire because they thought they were holding a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we promise to provide you with the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on over and join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Potions Brewed:	184	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.