R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	128	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
New Chunks Explored:	703092	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	749326	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Emeralds Found:	2157	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8173	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1793
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3722

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	5213	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crops Grown:	8242
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.