R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7736
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	8579
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Star Shards Collected:	264	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!