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Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Items Found:	8293
Players Killed by Monsters:	8998	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6955	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ores Mined:	6800
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Animals Bred:	98	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	88

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Void Gems Collected:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6116	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Zombie Dances:	8	Magic Items Found:	8349
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.