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| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 186 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 263 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5307 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.
And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.
So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.
In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.
So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4906 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
