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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3759 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.