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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9637 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2327 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.