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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8777 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7820 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.