Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • FleshFactory

    FleshFactory

    Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Emeralds Found: 7371
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Trump Costume Minecraft Server

    Trump Costume Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP

    The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).

    Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.

    But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?

    So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • RizCraft SMP

    RizCraft SMP

    RizCraft SMP 1.21.1 is a Minecraft Survival MP server for Java and Bedrock. Inspired by many servers that are similar, this incredible server delivers you a raw, vanilla+ survival without any rules or claims, meaning you can grief and raid! Now if that doesn’t sound like fun, I don’t know what does! Enter the chaos and experience the fun today! Connect to RizCraft SMP now!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Void Armor Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Tycoons.GG

    Tycoons.GG

    Dive into an immersive world of creativity, competition, and community at Tycoons, where adventure awaits every player! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or strategist, we have something for everyone.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • LDOE RPG server Minecraft

    LDOE RPG server Minecraft

    The age-old balance between light and darkness has been disrupted. Dark creatures have begun to infiltrate our world, and only you, a hero with extraordinary strength, can restore balance. You have to find the keys to ancient temples and defeat the forces of darkness.

    Join and play with your friends.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Sleepy Russia Minecraft Server

    Sleepy Russia Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! Our server is so epic that even while you sleep, Russia will expand its borders! Imagine waking up to a whole new world map just because you logged onto our server. Who needs reality when you can join us and watch countries grow right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly mind-blowing. Join now and witness the magic of our server for yourself!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP

    Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than our diamonds is getting through a relationship without some serious drama! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as rocky as a cobblestone wall.

    Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?

    But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Bolt Network

    Bolt Network

    Bolt Network is the ultimate Minecraft server for Earth Lifesteal enthusiasts! Whether you’re a seasoned PvP player or looking for a new challenge, our server is the perfect place for you.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • The Mixtape Minecraft Server

    The Mixtape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or chaos? Look no further than our server, where we have a collab of 8 guys and 3 girls that will leave you questioning their sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as we navigate through the chaos of trying to work together in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness will ensue next? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6403 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP

    NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.

    So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 New Chunks Explored: 949461

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Aquatic Realms

    Aquatic Realms

    We are Aquatic Realms, a PvE Survival, LifeSteal, Hardcore, and Economy based server with each game mode being a different world inside our server. We are committed to allowing players to have fun playing the survival gamemode they enjoy the most, along with more minigames such as Bedwars, Towny, Skywars, and Skyblock coming very soon. We allow cross-platform play between Java and Bedrock Edition players, so that everyone is allowed to have fun playing on our server.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Friendshipsmp

    Friendshipsmp

    Hello and welcome to Friendshipsmp! WHAT WE GOT: Lifesteal, Bedwars (Maintence), PvP (Maintence) please join the discord Server for further Information and ranks

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1623 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Spooky Waifu Paradise Minecraft Server

    Spooky Waifu Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the spookiest place to be this Halloween! Join us and post your spooky waifus for all to see. From ghostly ghouls to creepy creatures, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Minecraft player who got lost in the Nether and never found their way back. They say if you listen closely, you can hear their cries for help echoing through the server. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can communicate with the spirits of Minecraft past!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Only the bravest of players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the spooky shenanigans begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Animals Bred: 188 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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