Queen of the Blocks

Queen of the Blocks

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just a noob? Well, look no further because this server is the Beyoncé of Minecraft servers – no one comes close to her level of fabulousness!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding a rainbow unicorn, battle creepers with laser beams shooting out of your eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our community is filled with elite players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and can build a working roller coaster in under 5 minutes.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most epic, jaw-dropping, mind-blowing Minecraft server in the universe? Trust us, once you experience the sheer awesomeness of this server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. Bow down to the queen of Minecraft servers – she reigns supreme!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Magic Items Found: 5233 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
New Chunks Explored: 914887 Zombie Dances: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools

    God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and LOLZ adventures.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest full of diamonds. But when they tried to take them, a pack of dancing skeletons appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off! It was a battle for the ages, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and claimed the diamonds as their prize. And that’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have EPIC mini-games like Creeper Bowling, Enderman Tag, and Zombie Soccer. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time. So come join us and let the LOLZ begin!

    Click here to watch a sneak peek of the madness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Dimension Hops: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

    LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Reasons to Join:

    • 7-Day Detox Challenge: That’s right, we have a 7-day detox challenge to get you in shape for all the crazy adventures that await you on our server. Don’t worry, it’s not as hard as it sounds!
    • 23/1 Fasting: Want to lose weight and get fit? Try our 23/1 fasting method with a 1-hour eating window. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!
    • Shovelglove Workouts: Muscle up with our shovelglove workouts that only take 14 minutes a day. You’ll be swinging that shovel like a pro in no time!
    • Face Massages: Want to look younger? Try our face massage routine for just 23 minutes a day. You’ll be turning heads in the virtual world!
    • Asymmetry Fixes: Is your face asymmetrical? Don’t worry, we have exercises that only take 3 minutes a day to help you out. No need to worry about looking lopsided in-game!
    • Beard Growth: If all else fails, grow a beard to even out your face. It’s the perfect solution for those with scoliosis or other issues.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who knew gaming could be this crazy?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens

    Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where anything goes!

    Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. It was like a Minecraft rave party!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

    Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate server for you!

    Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is so epic that even Notch himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a giant statue of a chicken using only one block of dirt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NorgeCraft

    NorgeCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us and wake up Støre, the legendary Minecraft player who has been in a deep slumber for centuries. Legend has it that whoever can wake him up will be granted god-like powers and the ability to summon llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing to the latest tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the zombie chickens…they’re known for their killer dance moves.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 861495 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MineCraic: Nanashi’s Nonsense Server

    MineCraic: Nanashi’s Nonsense Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go 🤯? Look no further, because this server is the ultimate place to be! Join now for a chance to play with the most talented Minecraft players out there, including Inaba Haneru, Hinokuma Ran, Kazami Kuku, and more!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Nanashi inc friends are joining in on the fun. Imagine building and exploring with Camomi Camomi, Komori Met, and Suou Patra – it’s going to be an epic adventure!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even Amaui and Hinata Mashu can’t get enough of it. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let the fun begin! 🎮🔥

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LOLcraft Tower of Puns

    LOLcraft Tower of Puns

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take tower building to a whole new level! Forget about boring old towers, on our server, we build PTOWERS! That’s right, PTOWERS – towers that are so epic, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about towers.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a PTOWER so tall, it reached the moon. Yes, the moon! And do you know what happened next? The moon turned into cheese! That’s right, CHEESE! So if you want to witness crazy adventures like this, you better join our server ASAP.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has UNICORNS roaming around, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. Imagine charging into a PTOWER siege on the back of a majestic unicorn – now that’s a sight to behold!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up building the next legendary PTOWER that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Nice Guys Finish Creeper

    Nice Guys Finish Creeper

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being treated like a nice guy in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, assholes are all the rage!

    Join us and experience a world where women flock to you because you’re the biggest asshole around. Forget about being kind and respectful, here it’s all about being a total jerk!

    Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and chaos – everything you need to attract those women who just can’t resist a bad boy.

    So why settle for being a nice guy when you can be the biggest asshole on the block? Join us now and start breaking hearts and causing trouble in style!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Mine By Daylight – Where Creepers Run Amok

    Mine By Daylight – Where Creepers Run Amok
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of the same old survival servers? Looking for something spooky and exciting? Well, look no further because our server is inspired by Dead By Daylight!

    Imagine a world where you can play as the Killer or a Survivor in a 4v1 showdown. Repair generators, escape the killer, or catch those pesky survivors and sacrifice them! It’s a thrilling experience like no other!

    Join now for our bugfix patch update – version 7.6.2! We’ve fixed all the crazy glitches and made the game even more insane!

    Check out our latest update, “All Things Wicked”, where we’ve added spooky new features and challenges. It’s so WICKED you won’t believe your eyes!

    Don’t miss our developer update for March 2024. We’ve got some surprises in store that will blow your mind!

    Visit our official website for all the details, read through our patch notes, and explore our Wiki for tips and tricks.

    And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, download our DBD Icon Collabs for a whole new level of fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most EPIC Minecraft server inspired by Dead By Daylight. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to mess up the skill check and cause chaos for everyone!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Booty Call

    Blocky Booty Call
    Oh, honey, you won’t need any saves when you join our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring old worlds when you can join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your quest for glory. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8771 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MuslimCraft: Where every block is halal!

    MuslimCraft: Where every block is halal!
    Join our Minecraft server where we have an abundance of Muslim villagers who will trade you diamonds for halal snacks! Our server is so diverse, we even have a mosque where you can pray for good loot drops!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where the creeper is the DJ and the skeletons are the bouncers. You can dance the night away while avoiding getting blown up!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary bacon tree! Legend has it that whoever finds it will have unlimited pork chops for life! So come on down and join the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

    CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mines Excavated: 2750

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom

    Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our Nikke 1.5 anniversary celebration is going to be wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Expect shitty melodramatic flashback stories that will make you question your own existence. And don’t even get me started on the goddess wank – it’s going to be off the charts!

    – Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be a superhero in our world?

    – Our community is filled with the craziest, most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7503 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Void Armor Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ

    BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have expelled all mobs except for the blacks! That’s right, we’ve created a world where only black sheep, black cats, and black rabbits roam free. Why, you ask? Because we believe in diversity, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

    Join us on this server for a chance to experience a world like no other. Build your own black-themed creations, explore black biomes, and battle black mobs in epic quests. Who knew that the color black could be so fun and exciting?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind why all the other mobs were expelled… 😉

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Happily Ever After Mine

    Happily Ever After Mine
    Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with powerful women who have banished all men from their realm, creating a utopia of peace and happiness.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by our queen bee who will welcome you with open arms and show you around our sparkling pink castle. You’ll be able to explore our magical gardens, where the flowers sing and dance to the beat of the music.

    But beware, if you try to bring a man into our server, you’ll be met with a rain of glitter bombs and swiftly banished to the land of eternal brooding. So leave your man behind and come join us for a girl-powered adventure like no other!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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