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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 8722 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!