Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 422 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
