Quantum Project Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Star Shards Collected:	156	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, Arab Nationalism, Britishers, Conflict, criticism, criticized, foreigners, Fought, german army, hatred, INDEPENDENCE, Indian Independence Leaders, Indian Legion, Indians, Invasion, Minecraft, Nazis, Separate Thing, Server, soviet union, Temporary Convenience, World War 2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Slop Master Minecraft SMP – AI Slop and Image Generation #404

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about fapping-focused AIslop! Yes, you heard that right. We have AI perfection for all your plapping needs. Join us if you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist. We don’t allow any boring niche kinks here, only the wildest and craziest AI experiences. And remember, if you need to share some NSFW content, just use Catbox galleries. So come on, join us and let’s get plapping! Previous players have reported experiencing mind-blowing AI interactions that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ToddlerTuckeredOut

autism, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggles, Communication, Evaluation, family dynamics, Marriage, MELTDOWNS, parenting, parenting challenges, pink eye, preschool, Promises, responsibilities, Routine, special needs, tantrums, ToddlerTuckeredOut, weaning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	267
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	207
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyNetizens

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	200
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5056	New Chunks Explored:	212733

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Items Found:	8412
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CrushCraft: Not the One

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	2625
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14