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| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
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| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8013 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5878 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?
But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.
And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.
So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
